Turtles, that's right, turtles. Yeah, sure they seem like they travel sluggish at first. They appear tame. They appear like they wouldn't do you a harm on the earth. Just roaming about on random pieces of real estate, nibbling on pieces of fruit. Well, my friend, I'm sorry but you have been lulled into a false feeling of security. You see, the turtles of Rio de Janeiro are already plotting on us for quite a while now. They are giant marauding godless killing machines. And they are coming over to our apartments and hotels for a meal.
Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are equipped for. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even gotten to the snapping turtles yet. Those are now being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your spotless beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.
So how will the attack begin? Well first they're going to send their little minions out to be found by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to have them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone know that these acrobatic little demons are just lulling you into a false a feeling of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they're going to jump from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!
So what will be the recommendations to deal with these armored intruders? Whether you are staying in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact remains that you are still vulnerable. Not surprisingly it could be possible that you can find rentals which will be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat stays. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any time now.
Certainly you probably never would have guessed that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly predict a turtle invasion of this scale. That's right, no one. It was their plan all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same type of trick.
Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are equipped for. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even gotten to the snapping turtles yet. Those are now being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your spotless beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.
So how will the attack begin? Well first they're going to send their little minions out to be found by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to have them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone know that these acrobatic little demons are just lulling you into a false a feeling of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they're going to jump from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!
So what will be the recommendations to deal with these armored intruders? Whether you are staying in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact remains that you are still vulnerable. Not surprisingly it could be possible that you can find rentals which will be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat stays. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any time now.
Certainly you probably never would have guessed that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly predict a turtle invasion of this scale. That's right, no one. It was their plan all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same type of trick.
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